There are some things I wish I never knew, but I am grateful for things that I have learned, too.
Cyclists. I really hate them. I wish they would not be so self-righteous and realise they are a danger to pedestrians. I wish cyclists would not vindictively snap off wing mirrors on cars when they were trying to cross in front of the car at a danger to motorists and pedestrians.
I kind of wish I would have been able to see the old Yankee Stadium after seeing the new one.
The official Hamas charter calls for the murder of Jews and destruction of the Jewish state.
There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
I'm not super, super religious. If this is okay to say, I'm more culturally Jewish.
We wish to ensure that young Africans do not feel disorientated in the century in which they live.
The orthodox Jewish faith practically excludes woman from religious life.
Trump is kind of fascinating. I wish he was only seen in black-and-white 'cause he's like a character from the 1890s.
I wish to add my mite towards expounding & interpreting the Almighty, & his laws & works, for the most effective use of mankind; and certainly, I should feel it no small glory if I were enabled to be one of his most noted prophets (using this word in my own peculiar sense) in this world.
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually.